Steam
achievements: Complete the following tasks to unlock the corresponding
Steam achievements.
Dynasty: Win 20 games.
Flamethrower: Set five enemies on fire in 30 seconds.
Grey Matter: Get 25 headshots as a Sniper.
Hard to Kill: Get five kills in a row without dying.
Hardcore: Accumulate 1000 total kills.
Head of the Class: Play a complete round with every class.
Impenetrable Defense: Successfully defend Dustbowl without giving
up a capture.
Impossible Defense: Successfully defend Gravel Pit without giving
up a capture.
Lightning Offense: Win Well in 5 minutes or less.
Master of Disguise: Trick an opposing medic into healing you.
Nemesis: Get five revenge kills.
Powerhouse Offense: Win 2Fort with a shutout.
Relentless Offense: Win Hydro without giving up a capture.
Sentry Gunner: Accumulate 10 sentry gun kills with a single turret.
Team Doctor: Accumulate 25000 heal points as a Medic.
With Friends Like these...: Play in a game with 7 or more players
from your friends list.
World Traveler: Play a complete game on 2Fort, Dustbowl, Granary,
Gravel Pit, Hydro, and Well (CP).
Complete the following tasks to as a heavy class unlock the corresponding
Steam achievements. New weapons will become unlocked after attaining
various numbers of achievements.
0wn the Means of Production: Remove 20 stickybombs by killing
the Demomen who produced them.
Borsht Belt: Kill 10 Heavies with The K.G.B
Class Struggle: Work with a friendly Medic to kill an enemy Heavy
& Medic pair.
Communist Mani-Fisto: Kill an enemy with a critical punch.
Crime and Punishment: Kill 10 enemies carrying your intelligence.
Crock Block: Survive a direct hit from a critical rocket.
Division of Labor: Kill 20 enemies with a Medic assisting you,
where neither of you die.
Don't Touch Sandvich: Kill 50 Scouts using Natascha.
Factory Worker: Kill 20 enemies while being recharged by a dispenser.
Five Second Plan: Kill an enemy in the first 5 seconds after you
exit a teleporter.
Gorky Parked: Kill 25 enemies while you're standing on a control
point you own.
Heavy Industry: Fire $200,000 worth of minigun rounds in a single
life.
Heavy Milestone 1: Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Heavy
Pack
Heavy Milestone 2: Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Heavy
Pack
Heavy Milestone 3: Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Heavy
Pack
Icing on the Cake: Get 20 kills on players that you're dominating.
Iron Kurtain: Take 1000 points of damage in a single life.
Kollectivization: Get 1000 assists.
Konspicuous Konsumption: Eat 100 sandviches.
Krazy Ivan: Kill 100 enemies while both you and your victim are
underwater.
Lenin a Hand: Help 5 teammates get revenge on their nemeses.
Marxman: Kill 10 enemies in mid-air with the minigun.
Party Loyalty: Kill 50 enemies within 3 seconds of them attacking
your medic.
Permanent Revolution: Kill 5 enemies without spinning down your
gun.
Photostroika: Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting
while invulnerable.
Purge: Kill 15 enemies capturing a control point you own.
Pushkin the Kart: Get 50 caps on payload maps.
Rasputin: In a single life, get shot, burned, bludgeoned, and
receive explosive damage.
Rationing: Kill an enemy with your shotgun while you're out of
minigun ammo.
Red Oktoberfest: Earn a domination for a Medic who;s healing you.
Redistribution of Health: Heal 1000 damage with med-kits in a
single life.
Show Trial: Kill an enemy with a taunt.
Soviet Block: While invulnerable and on defense, block an invulnerable
enemy Heavy's movement.
Soviet Union: Get 25 enemy kills where you either assist or are
assisted by another Heavy.
Spyalectical Materialism: Kill or assist in killing 10 cloaked
Spies.
Stalin the Kart: Block the enemy from moving the payload cart
25 times.
Supreme Soviet: Get UberCharged 50 times.
Vanguard Party: Be the first on your team to start capturing a
control point in a round.
Complete the following tasks to as a medic unlock the corresponding
Steam achievements. New weapons will become unlocked after attaining
various numbers of achievements.
Autoclave: Assist in burning 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge
on a Pyro.
Autopsy Report: Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you
taunting above their ragdoll.
Bedside Manner: Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement
of his own.
Big Pharma: Assist a Heavy in killing 20 enemies, where neither
of you die.
Blast Assist: Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge
on a Soldier.
Blunt Trauma: Assist in punching 2 enemies with a single ÜberCharge
on a Heavy.
Chief of Staff: Accumulate 1 million total heal points.
Consultation: Assist a fellow Medic in killing 5 enemies in a
single life.
Doctor Assisted Homicide: Assist in killing 20 nemeses.
Does It Hurt When I Do This?: Kill 50 Scouts with your syringe
gun.
Double Blind Trial: Deploy an ÜberCharge within 8 seconds
of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his.
Family Practice: ÜberCharge ten of your Steam Community Friends.
First Do No Harm: Play a full round without killing any enemies,
and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players.
FYI I am A Medic: Use your bonesaw to kill 5 Spies who have been
calling for 'Medic!'.
Grand Rounds: Heal 200 teammates after they've called for 'Medic!'.
Group Health: Work with 2 other Medics to deploy 3 simultaneous
ÜberCharges.
House Call: Join a game that one of your friends is in and then
deploy an ÜberCharge on him.
Hypocritical Oath: Kill an enemy Spy that you have been healing.
Infernal Medicine: Extinguish 100 burning teammates.
Intern: Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life.
Medic Milestone 1: Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Medic
pack.
Medic Milestone 2: Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Medic
pack.
Medic Milestone 3: Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Medic
pack.
Medical Breakthrough: Assist in destroying 5 enemy Engineer buildings
with a single ÜberCharge on a Demoman.
Medical Intervention: Save a falling teammate from dying on impact.
Midwife Crisis: Heal an Engineer as he repairs his Sentrygun while
it's under enemy fire.
Peer Review: Kill 50 Medics with your bone saw.
Placebo Effect: Kill 5 enemies in a single life, while having
your ÜberCharge ready, but undeployed.
Play Doctor: In a team with no Medics, be the first person to
switch to Medic after a teammate calls for 'Medic!', and then
heal 500 health.
Preventive Medicine: Block the enemy from capturing a control
point with an ÜberCharged teammate.
Quadruple Bypass: Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies
at once.
Sawbones: Hit enemies with your bonesaw 5 times in a row without
dying or missing.
Second Opinion: ÜberCharge 2 teammates at once.
Specialist: Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life.
Surgical Prep: Have an ÜberCharge ready before the Setup
phase ends.
Trauma Queen: Deploy 3 ÜberCharges in less than 5 minutes,
and assist in 5 kills during that time.
Triage: Deploy an ÜberCharge on a teammate less than a second
before they're hit by a critical explosive.
Ubi concordia, ibi victoria: Assist in killing 5 enemies on an
enemy control point, in a single life.
You'll Feel a Little Prick: Assist in killing 3 enemies with a
single ÜberCharge on a Scout.
Complete the following tasks to as a pryo class unlock the corresponding
Steam achievements. New weapons will become unlocked after attaining
various numbers of achievements.
Arsonist: Destroy 50 Engineer buildings.
Attention Getter: Ignite 100 enemies with the flare gun.
Baptism by Fire: Force 10 burning enemies to jump into water.
BarbeQueQ: Cause a dominated player to leave the server.
Burn Ward: Ignite 3 medics that are ready to deploy an Uber-charge.
Camp Fire: Kill 3 enemies in a row, all within the same area.
Clearcutter: Kill 6 people with your axe in one life.
Combined Fire: Use your shotgun to finish off 20 players you've
ignited.
Controlled Burn: Ignite 50 enemies capturing one of your control
points.
Cooking the Books: Ignite 5 enemies carrying your intelligence.
Dance Dance Immolation: Kill 3 enemies while they're taunting.
Dead Heat: Kill an enemy in the same second that he kills you.
Fire and Forget: Kill 15 players while you're dead.
Fire Chief: Kill 1000 enemies
Firefighter: Kill 500 enemies.
Firewall: Ignite 5 Spies who have a sapper on a friendly building.
Firewatch: Ignite 10 snipers while they are zoomed in.
Freezer Burn: Provide enemies with freezecam shots of each of
your taunts.
Got A Light?: Ignite an enemy Spy while he's flicking a cigarette.
Hot on Your Heels: Kill 50 enemies with your flamethrower, from
behind.
Hot Potato: Reflect 100 projectiles with your compressed air blast.
Hotshot: Kill a Soldier with a reflected critical rocket.
I Fry: Ignite 10 disguised Spies.
Lumberjack: Kill 3 people with your axe in one life.
Makin' Bacon: Kill 50 Heavies with your flamethrower.
Next of Kindling: Ignite an enemy, and the Medic healing him.
OMGWTFBBQ: Kill an enemy with a taunt.
Pilot Light: Ignite a rocket-jumping Soldier while he's in midair.
Plan B: Kill 10 enemies while you're both underwater.
Pyro Milestone 1: Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Pyro Pack.
Pyro Milestone 2: Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Pyro Pack.
Pyro Milestone 3: Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Pyro Pack.
Pyromancer: Do 1 million points of total fire damage.
Pyrotechnics: Kill 3 enemies in a single uber-charge.
Second Degree Burn: Kill a burning enemy who was ignited by another
Pyro.
Spontaneous Combustion: Ignite 10 cloaked Spies.
Trailblazer: Ignite 10 enemies that have recently used a teleporter.
Weenie Roast: Have 2 enemy Scouts on fire at the same time.
Complete the following tasks to as a scout class unlock the corresponding
Steam achievements. After getting 10 achievements you will unlock
a new primary weapon. After getting 16 achievements you will unlock
a new secondary weapon. After getting 22 achievements you will
unlock a new melee weapon.
A Year to Remember: Get 2004 lifetime kills.
Artful Dodger: Dodge 1000 damage in a single life using your Bonk!
Atomic Punch.
Batter Up: Perform 1000 double jumps.
Batting the Doctor: Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.
Beanball: Stun a scout with their own ball.
Belittled Beleaguer: Kill an opposing player that has your intelligence
while holding theirs.
Block the Plate: Block 50 point captures.
Brushback: Stun 50 enemies while they are capturing a point or
pushing the cart.
Caught Napping: Kill 50 enemies from behind with the Force-A-Nature.
Closer: Destroy 3 teleporter entrances.
Doctoring the Ball: Kill 3 enemies while under the effects of
a Medic's ÜberCharge.
Dodgers 1, Giants 0: Kill an enemy Heavy and take his Sandvich.
Fall Classic: Cause an environmental death or suicide using the
Force-A-Nature's knockback.
First Blood: Get the first kill in an Arena match.
First Blood, Part 2: Kill 5 enemies with the First Blood crit
buff.
Foul Territory: Cause an environmental death by stunning an enemy.
Gun Down: Destroy an active sentry gun using your pistol.
I'm Bat Man: Survive 500 damage in one life.
If You Build It: Destroy 3 enemy buildings while they are still
under construction.
Moon Shot: Stun an enemy for the maximum possible duration by
hitting them with a long-range ball.
No Hitter: Steal and then capture the enemy intelligence without
firing a shot.
Out of the Park: Bat an enemy 25 meters.
Pop Fly: Kill 20 players while double-jumping.
Quick Hook: Kill a player in Well before the round starts.
Race for the Pennant: Run 25 kilometers.
Retire the Runner: Kill a Scout while they are snared by the post-dodge
slowdown effect.
Round Tripper: Capture the enemy intelligence 25 times.
Scout Milestone 1: Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Scout
Pack.
Scout Milestone 2: Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Scout
Pack.
Scout Milestone 3: Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Scout
Pack.
Set the Table: Initiate 10 point captures that ultimately succeed.
Side Retired: Capture the last point in a CP map.
Stealing Home: Start capping a capture point within a second of
it becoming available.
Strike Zone: Kill 50 enemies while they are stunned.
The Big Hurt: Stun 25 ÜberCharged enemies.
The Cycle: In a single life, kill an enemy while you are on the
ground, in the air, and in the water.
Triple Play: Capture three capture points in a row in one life.
Triple Steal: Capture the enemy intelligence 3 times in a single
CTF round.
Complete the following tasks to as a sniper class unlock the corresponding
Steam achievements. After getting 10 achievements you will unlock
a new primary weapon. After getting 16 achievements you will unlock
a new secondary weapon. After getting 22 achievements you will
unlock a new melee weapon.
Australian Rules: Dominate an enemy Sniper.
Be Efficient: Get 3 kills with the Sniper Rifle without missing
a shot.
Be Polite: Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you doffing
your hat.
Beaux And Arrows: Kill a Heavy & Medic pair with the bow.
Consolation Prize: Get backstabbed 50 times.
De-sentry-lized: Destroy 3 Engineer sentry guns.
Dead Reckoning: Kill an enemy with an arrow while you're dead.
Dropped Dead: Kill a Scout in midair with your Sniper Rifle or
the Huntsman.
Enemy At The Gate: Kill an opponent within the first second of
a round.
Friendship Is Golden: Extinguish a burning teammate with your
Jarate.
Have A Plan: Capture the flag in CTF.
Jarate Chop: Jarate and then kill 3 enemies with your Kukri.
Jarring Transition: Use Jarate to reveal a cloaked Spy.
Jumper Stumper: Kill a rocket or grenade-jumping enemy in midair
with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman.
Kill Everyone You Meet: Kill 1000 enemies.
Kook The Spook: Kill 10 Spies with your Kukri.
My Brilliant Career: Top the scoreboard 10 times on teams of 6
or more players.
Not A Crazed Gunman, Dad: In a single life, kill 3 enemies while
they are achieving an objective.
Number One Assistant: Score 5 assists with the Jarate in a single
round.
Parting Shot: Headshot an enemy player the moment his invulnerability
wears off.
Pincushion: Hit an enemy with 3 arrows, without killing them.
Rain On Their Parade: Jarate an enemy and the Medic healing him.
Robbin' Hood: Take down an intelligence carrier with a single
arrow.
Rode Hard, Put Away Wet: Jarate an enemy that you're dominating.
Saturation Bombing: Jarate 4 enemy players with a single throw.
Self-destruct Sequence: Headshot 10 enemy Snipers.
Shafted: Stab an enemy with an arrow.
Shock Treatment: Kill a spy whose backstab attempt was blocked
by your Razorback.
Shoot The Breeze: Kill a fully invisible Spy in a single hit.
Sniper Milestone 1: Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Sniper
Pack.
Sniper Milestone 2: Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Sniper
Pack.
Sniper Milestone 3: Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Sniper
Pack.
Socket To Him: Headshot an enemy Demoman.
The Last Wave: Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you waving
to them.
Triple Prey: In a single round, kill the same enemy with 3 different
weapons.
Trust Your Feelings: Get 5 kills with the Sniper Rifle without
your scope.
William Tell Overkill: Pin an enemy Heavy to the wall via his
head.
Überectomy: Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.
Complete the following tasks to as a spy class unlock the corresponding
Steam achievements. After getting 10 achievements you will unlock
a new primary weapon. After getting 16 achievements you will unlock
a new secondary weapon. After getting 22 achievements you will
unlock a new melee weapon.
A Cut Above: Kill a gun-wielding Spy with your knife.
Agent Provocateur: Backstab your Steam Community friends 10 times.
Burn Notice: Survive 30 seconds after being ignited while cloaked.
Come In From The Cold: Get a Revenge kill with a backstab.
Constructus Interruptus: Kill an Engineer who is working on a
sentry gun.
Counter Espionage: Backstab a disguised Spy.
Deep Undercover: While using the Cloak and Dagger, kill the same
enemy 3 times, all within the same area in a single life.
Die Another Way: Kill a Sniper after your backstab breaks his
Razorback.
Diplomacy: Kill 50 enemies with the Ambassador.
Dr. Nooooo: Backstab a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.
For Your Eyes Only: Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of
you flicking a cigarette onto their corpse.
Fyi I Am A Spy: Backstab a Medic who has healed you in the last
5 seconds.
High Value Target: Backstab an enemy who is dominating 3 or more
of your teammates.
Identity Theft: Backstab the enemy that you're currently disguised
as.
Insurance Fraud: Kill an enemy while you're being healed by an
enemy Medic.
Is It Safe?: Backstab 50 enemies who are capturing control points.
Joint Operation: Sap an enemy sentry gun within 3 seconds of a
teammate sapping another.
May I Cut In?: Backstab an enemy and the Medic healing him within
10 seconds of each other.
On Her Majesty's Secret Surface: Start capping a capture point
within a second of it becoming available.
Point Breaker: Kill 15 enemies who are standing on a control point
they own.
Sap Auteur: Destroy 1000 Engineer buildings with sappers.
Sapsucker: Sap an enemy building, then backstab the Engineer who
built it within 5 seconds.
Skullpluggery: Headshot 20 Snipers with the Ambassador.
Slash And Burn: Backstab an enemy, who then switches to Pyro before
they respawn.
Sleeper Agent: Kill an enemy who triggered your feign death in
the last 20 seconds.
Spies Like Us: While cloaked, bump into an enemy cloaked Spy.
Spy Milestone 1: Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Spy Pack.
Spy Milestone 2: Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Spy Pack.
Spy Milestone 3: Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Spy Pack.
Spymaster: Backstab 1000 enemies.
The Man From P.u.n.c.t.u.r.e.: Stab an enemy while fencing.
The Man With The Broken Guns: Backstab an Engineer, then sap 3
of his buildings within 10 seconds.
The Melbourne Supremacy: Dominate a Sniper.
Triplecrossed: Backstab 3 Snipers in a single life.
Wetwork: Stab an enemy to death while under the influence of Jarate.
Who's Your Daddy?: Headshot 3 Scouts with the Ambassador.
You Only Shiv Thrice: Backstab 3 enemies within 10 seconds.
Hint: Faster construction: As an engineer, do not wait for your building. Simply
whack it with the wrench so that it builds faster. nahte05.
Hint: Airblast: The Pyro can airblast people or rockets, stickies,
and grenades by Right Clicking when equipped with the normal
flamethrower. It does not work with the Backburner. This can be
useful to throw back an ubered pair going to your sentries or
going to the spawn point. Usually the enemies are disoriented
by being airblasted and will not react quickly to kill the Pyro,
mainly if it is a Demoman aiming for Sentries. You can also throw
away stickies that are near your spawn points, on capture points,
or on a cart. It is also a way to reach the Hot Potato achievement
faster. It is easier with stickies on the ground than a moving
rocket when you are not used to airblasting. Because the cost
is 25 ammo, airblast only when it is helpful or you will be forced
to take ammo pack or to retreat to the nearest dispenser.
Hint: Uber limitations: When uber, you cannot push the cart or take a control
point. Do not stay with a partner that you have ubered near the
cart; it will be a waste of time.
Never take intel if you want to uber. You will not be able to
deploy it with intel on your back. If you try to uber a teammate
with intel on his back, you will be the only one to become uber.
Hint: Updated weapons: To get each of the newer updated weapons, you must
get a certain amount of achievements to unlock a milestone achievement,
unlocking one of the three weapons for each class.
Glitch: Mismatched body parts: When a player is gibbed, the positions of the gibs
(body parts) do not match where that body part was prior to the
gibbing. As well, some class gibs match their beta designs, but
not their final counterparts. This is most noticeable with the
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