Three Dirty Dwarves solution
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Preface In Easy mode you play stages 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 10, and 15 of
Normal Mode. Note: This is a walkthrough for Normal mode. In Easy
mode there may be difficulties missing and in Hard mode there
may be more dangers not listed
Storyline The game takes place in a post-apocalyptic Bronx. Four children,
Laura, Kyle, Billy, and Gregory, are being held captive in genetics
lab at the Weapons Systems Technology. General Briggs wants these
four genius children to create super soldiers, but the children
have devised a plan of escape. Using their wits, brains, and the
many laws of science, they have created a game. This game takes
place in middle earth. Three dwarves, Taconic, Corthag, and Greg,
are trying get through a blockade of orcs to reach an interdimensional
gateway. Once they go through the gateway, they will travel from
their unrealistic game to our world. Once there they will save
these four captive children. When they get here, they land in
Al's Sporting Goods shop. They arm themselves with baseballs,
bats, bowling balls, pins, and guns. Now they must fight their
way through hundreds of orcs that followed them through the gateway
to save the children.
Stage 1: Streets of Bronx This stage is pretty straightforward. The biggest danger is
the electric wires. If there are some hanging down and flashing,
then retreat into the sewer and look for the main power source.
Hit it to turn the electricity going to the wires off. After you
beat this stage you get to see some animation then go on to the
next stage.
Stage 2: Pit Bully In this stage you must fight a monster that wears Terriers
as if they were jewelry. Watch out for the oncoming dogs. When
he throws a dog at you, hit it back at him before it touches the
ground. You can also throw one of your own weapons at him after
he throws a dog.
Stage 3: Hills of Bronx This stage is kind of difficult. In some places there are
three wrecking balls swinging back and forth. Just time you run
to get past them. Also, in the background, monsters are throwing
brick balls. Throw something at the monster to kill it. At one
point you have to deal with two large rats. Each takes about 3
hits, but one bowling ball will kill them. About halfway through
the stage you meet up with a lovesick orc woman. The easiest way
to get rid of her is to throw an orc in her arms. The two will
fall in love and 1 hit will destroy them both. To pick up an orc
(in case you did not know) you must motion Forward to Up
on the control pad while pressing the B button. Press the
B button again to throw the orc. At the end of the level
you have to deal with a helicopter. If you have the skulls, then
use a Morph Dwarf (Z button). It'll destroy the helicopter
immediately.
Stage 4: Gymhouse This is the first single-player stage of the game. If you
have more than one player then the first player will do the single-player
levels. This stage is pretty easy. Just dodge the bouncing gymhouse
and hit it whenever it's on the ground.
Stage 5: Bronx By Day This stage begins in a park type area. If you destroy the
things that kids ride on, you can bounce on the springs to reach
power skulls. The bad guys with shields are hard. First you must
hit them in front, then hit them from behind to kill them. The
naked ninjas are kind of difficult too. Just jump attack them
a lot. The boxers are the most difficult part of this stage. You
must jump attack them as well. Watch out for there punches.
Stage 6: Bouncing Bed This is another single-player stage. It's very easy to beat.
Just keep bouncing on the mattress and hit the orc above. You
beat the stage when you kill him.
Stage 7: Garbage Hills This board is kind of hard as well. Whenever you see an ostrich-looking
orc blast it once to kill it, then blast the onions it leaves
behind. Sometimes you will meet up with an excavation machine.
Blast it once to kill it. Also, you may find a bigger version
of the excavation machine. Just keep attacking it to get rid of
it. Watch out for the debris that falls from the top.
Stage 8: The Stadium Here's another single-player stage. What you have to do here
is score 3 runs (each dwarf must score at least 1 run). Use the
B button to hit the balls at the orcs on the bases and
the diamond. Press the C button to send a dwarf to the
next base.
Stage 9: House of Fire Another single-player stage for your enjoyment. What you must
do is swing the wrecking ball into all 9 windows, then into the
foundation of the building. Once the building is down you must
throw weapons at the dragon. If you throw a weapon at the right
part of the dragon he will go left and vice versa. Once he is
far enough to the left or right, hit the fire hydrant in front
of him to cool him off and beat the stage.
Stage 10: Trolley Ride Another single-player stage. Just maneuver the trolley through
the course. Shoot anything in your way. Try to get as many power
skulls as possible. Also, jump over any holes in the track.
Stage 11: Man of a Thousand Swords In this stage you must keep throwing things at the monster
in the background. When he throws a sword upwards, dodge out of
its way as it comes down. Sometimes he will throw the sword and
it will continuously circle the screen. You can either throw something
at it when it's in the background or dodge it continuously. When
it's low in the background, jump when it's in the foreground.
When it's high in the background, stand still when it's in the
foreground.
Stage 12: Riker's Island This is one of the harder stages in the game. Whenever a flashlight
shines on you, jump continuously to avoid the barrage of bullets.
Whenever a truck comes in the background, shoot it and dodge its
bullets. If you do not shoot it will toss grenades at you. Shoot
it three times to get rid of it. Whenever you meet up with the
mop ladies, pick the baseball dwarf and hit balls at it continuously.
Jump over it when it gets to close. Whenever you see a nerd, do
not hit it. Ignore it and continue on and you will see a policeman
behind a stand. Jump on the stand and destroy the crate for a
red die and walk behind the crate. Keep hitting the policeman
because behind the crate he cannot hit you. If you are having
to much trouble on this stage, just sit back and listen to the
background music (If Only I Had A Brain, have you heard the song
before?)
Stage 13: Taconic Parkway This is the final single-player stage in the game. If you
hit the vehicles a skull will appear on top of them. The first
time you see a WST truck, hit it once. This will open up a hole
in any other WST trucks you see. Every time you see a WST truck,
jump into the hole. Once all 3 dwarves have jumped in a truck
you will see some more animation then you will go to the next
stage.
Stage 14: Laser Research This stage is harder than Riker's Island. Whenever you see
a bouncing robot, jump attack it. When you see a boot robot, hit
it and run away to avoid the swinging boot. At certain points
you will meet up with some genetically altered axe-swinging babies.
Just hit them once to send them back where they came from. You
will also meet up with an egg monster and an M-60 auto chainsaw.
To beat the egg monster hit it 3 times (while standing on the
ground). After you hit it once, beat it because it will fire at
you. To beat the M-60 stand in front of it and throw something
at it. Then dodge the bullets it shoots and throw something at
it a second time to destroy it. At the end of the level you will
meet up with a bigger version of those mutant babies. Keep jump
attacking him and do not stay in one place for long or he will
squirt acid out of his bottle at you. If you step on the puddles
of acid he leaves behind you will be stuck unless another dwarf
hits you.
Stage 15: Barney's Machines This is the final stage in the game. Barney will attack you
in 4 forms of robots. In the first form, dodge him as he walks
or runs and keep hitting him. In the second form he is in a cat-tank.
Stay far away from it and it'll shine a guiding laser all over
the place. Hit it then and run away. Keep repeating this. In his
third form he will walk around in a silver robot. Dodge the missiles
and bombs and keep hitting him. In his final form he will float
around the room and release globe bombs. Watch out when they go
off. Just keep jump attacking him and you got him. Now sit back
and watch the funny ending (wish I had that convertible).
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