The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time

Side Quests and Strange Information

Mask Quotes

When you talk to people when wearing a mask from the Happy Mask Shop, they will almost always say something different, and it's usually funny. Yes, funny. You laugh. He ho! This section is for the people who don't want to spend seven hours wandering around Hyrule talking to people (which I had to do to make this section). Enjoy!

Keaten Mask:

"I hate foxes!"

"YEEEAH! What's your problem?!"

"Hey kid! Can't you see we're busy?! Leave us alone!"

"Oh wow! It's Keaton! Hi, Keaton!"

"A mask...When I was a little kid, I also wore masks around...What? You say you can't imagine me doing that?"

"Wow...how nostalgic! That reminds me of when I was a little kid."

"Awww...that's so cute! Could you tell me where you found it?"

"What? Have we met before?"

"What a big head you have!"

"Sorry, I'm bust right now."

"Hrrrrm....I don't know what to say."

"Hey, kid, don't grow up to be like me..."

"Oh, that's the mask everyone is talking about! Looks kind of
strange..."

"What? If you want something, just make it clear!"

"I don't care about any foxes!"

"Oh wow! Cute! But Cuccos are much cuter!"

"EEEEEAAAH! Whoops, I should't scream like that or the boss will yell at me."

"Wa-ha-hah! How's business, Mr. Hero? Hah hah hah!"

"Hey! It's a Keaton Mask!! I asked my daddy to get me one, too!"

"You idiot! When you talk to someone, you should take off your mask!"

"I really am a good man. Don't you believe me?"

"Are you trying to make me laugh? It's not working."

"Huh?! Wha--! Oh, it's just a kid. Don't scare me like that! I may not look like it, but I'm a very sensitive guy!" (Dampe the Gravedigger)

"That makes me feel...happy..."

"Hee hee! Kind of funny, but it's not my style."

"What?! You came back! I can tell who you are, even with that mask on!"

"Tee hee! Where did you get that? Outside the forest? No way! I don't believe it!"

"That's so cool! Uh...don't tell Mido I said that..."

"What do you want? Come on, spit it out!"

"Ho ho ho! You Hylians...you are such silly creatures!"

"You're a funny guy!"

"Chomp chomp chomp...OK OK a mask...but I have beans!"

"Very unusual construction...I don't think it's water soluble, so it wouldn't make a good ingrediant for my medicines..."

"Wah hah hah! Do you think you're in disguise? How funny!"

"Humph! It's fine to play like that when you're a kid, but just wait until you gorw up! Work, work, work!"

"Oh, I know that character, it's Keaton! He's very hot in Hyrule Castle Town, isn't he?"

"Wait...wait...I know who you are! You're Kin-ton, ain't that right?"

Spooky Mask:

"Uh...yeah, so what?"

"Spooky!!"

"Hmmm...well, don't you have any other masks?"

"YEEAH! Help me, someone, anyone!"

"Oh no! You're scary, don't come any closer!"

"Uh-oh! I'm sorry, Mom! Oh...hey, it's you! Don't scare me like that!"

"That's an unpleasant mask, good-bye!"

"Ooooh...I see an illusion."

"You have some good quality wood there, kid!"

"That's irritating! It bothers my eyes!"

"The little kid in the graveyard was talking about his face..."

"Someday, when I have some more skill, I'll carve masks like that..."

"That doesn't look anything like Mr. Dampe!!"

"WHAAA! I thought you were that old hag, don't scare me like that!"

"Do you know how ugly you look in that? And you're still wearing it?"

"Leave me alone!"

"Oh...uh..sniff. That mask...It makes me feel sad..."

"I don't need a new one...I like the one I have...hehe!"

"Tee hee hee! A mask made of wood? It looks like you're wearing a shield on your face..."

"WAAAH! I'm gonna tell Mido about this!"

"Hmmm...Let's see...Yes, I'm quite sure of it...That was manufactured from a plank from a coffin. Yes, it was, don't argue with me!"

"That face...it gives me the chills..."

"Your head -- it's gigantic!"

"You don't look like you can swim very well..."

"Out of here! Get out of my way! You're asking for it, aren't you?"

"That's a scary one, ain't it? Almost as scary as...Ingo!"

"Hi, Fairy boy! What? You think you're in disguise? But, it's so obvious who you are...tee hee!"

Bunny Hood:

"Oh, please! Go bother someone else!"

"Oh! A rabbit! Speaking of which, I saw a strange man in the fields chasing rabbits..."

"How irritating!"

"Well...I can't think of anything funny to say...sorry, kid!"

"And your point is?"

"Hmmm...well...I don't really know what to say about that one..."

"I'm busy, get out my way you bum!"

"That looks quite handsome!"

"Where is that strange smell coming from?"

"I'm on duty. Understand? ON DUTY!"

"You idiot! I don't know why I'm calling you that, but...you are one!"

"What is that? It's something that hops around in a field...I forget what those things are called..."

"A mask is just like a musical instrument -- it reflects the character of the owner. I like your originality, kid!"

"Hah hah hah! What a funny face, I bet Saria woild think so, too!"

"Don't do that!...it's embarassing me."

"YAWWWWN...I'm kinda tired...show it to me later..."

Zora Mask:

"Hey, you look good!"

"Ooooh...is that a Zora? Those cool eyes are really fascinating!"

"WHOA! My heart...started to beat so fast!"

"Waaaah! What is wrong with you, do you have a bad attitude?"

"You idiot! When you talk to someone, you have to at least make eye contact!"

"Eh, what? Are you sad? Happy? I really can't tell..."

"Uh, leave me alone...can't you see I'm in a groove right now?"

"That's not very different from Mr. Dampe, is it?"

"I like fins..."

"You're making me MAD!"

"Hey, cool mask...but a little scary, don't you think?"

"YEEAH! I-I-I'm gonna tell Mido to beat you up!!"

"Hee hee! There sure are a lot of different people in the world!"

"Yeah, right. You look a little small for a Zora..."

"I don't think that's funny at all. Are you mocking me?"

"All right! You actually decided to become a Zora! Are you really ready to marry me now?" (Princess Ruto)

Say yes Link, say yes! =)

"Quite pestering me, go away!"

"Scram, kid, can't you see I'm busy?!"

Goron Mask:

"Hee hee...don't pay any attention to that kid, my dear...Just pretend we're in our own, private little world..."

"What a strange mask! Hee hah haa!"

"That's kind of funny, it makes me laugh...Hee hee!"

"What a big head you have!"

"You shouldn't be so picky about what you eat! Do you eat all of your green rocks? If you don't, you won't grow up big and strong!"

"Hey, that reminds me of my wife...well...ok, so on second thought it doesn't...Oh well."

"Hehe, well, that did cheer me up a little....thanks, kid!"

"Wow, what big eyes you have! Gorons are just so cute, aren't they?"

"Ha ha hah! You really like those masks, don't you?"

"Very interesting, a Goron! Speaking of Gorons, I wonder how my friend, Big Goron, is doing?"

"Talk about a nostalgic trip, that reminds me of my childhood friend, Big Goron. Ah, memories..." (King Zora)

"Your cranium continues to fascinate me."

"What a big head! How'd you fit through the door!?"

"Hrrrm! Get out of my face, you good for nothin'..."

"I remember my father talking about a swordsmith...but that doesn't matter to me very much."

"Oh, sorry boss! I didn't mean to slack off! I'll get busy! Oh, that's not you, boss?"

"Well, will you lookit the noggin' on this kid! It's HUGE! Mine is too, though...but that's beside the point!"

"Did you ever stop to think that doing that may be offensive to someone?!"

Gerudo Mask:

"I'm sorry, I don't even want to look at another woman!"

"AAAGAHOO! A GERUDO!!! Wha-? A...mask?! Why do you have a mask like that?!"

"Oooh, what a pretty lady! But, aren't you a tad short?"

"Oh! Don't do that, I'm...shy..."

"I'm sorry, I'm not really interested in THAT sort of thing..."
(This is when you show it to the chicken lady, hehe...)

"Gerudos are beautiful and brave...they are just so fascinating, don't you agree?"

"I hate Gerudos!!"

"You idiot! When you talk to someone, you shouldn't stare!"

"I'm on duty now...if you want me to dig, don't bother me."

"Red hair...tan skin...I've seen people like that before!"

"Hey, kid, you got guts to come here wearing that, but you can't fool us! You'll never get past this gate..."

"YEOW! Oh, it's just a mask. Umm...scram kid! Get out of here!"

Mask of Truth:

"Is there a mask competition going on? I'm going to vote for you!"

"What an enormous head you have!"

"Oh brother! I suppose boys will be boys..."
(Malon)

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