Just plain funny crap.
"Did you get the red stone? Let me get one little lick! No? Booooo!" (Goron after finding Goron's Ruby)
"Is your idea of fun breaking into people's houses in the middle of the night? I'd like to talk to your parents!"
"I hid a stick around here some where...hehehe."
"Ooh! An eyeball frog! I can't wait to cook this tonight, I'll have fried eyeballs! Oh, these are just sooo delicious! I haven't had these in a long time...huoy hoy! Wait, what's that you say? They're for making Big Goron Eyedrops...how dissapointing! Why didn't you say that in the first place?"
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