Note: I scoured message boards for these questions, these are the most numerous I found. E-mail me with Qs! If one is asked a lot I'll put it up...
Q: In the Bottom of the Well, in the area with the green slime and Silver Rupees (The area you appear in when you fall down a hole)...Well, I noticed a bridge of some kind going over a tunnel. How do you reach it?
A: Ah, yes! I knew I forgot something. Ok, here it goes. Go to the center area, where there are two locked doors, and fall down the invisible hole in the center of the room (it's covered by blood). You'll fall on the bridge...Your prize? About five or six blue Rupees.
Q: I went right instead of left in the key maze, on trying to get the Ice Arrows and I just need one more key...did I just totally fuck up?
A: No. Go to the room with the tons of Wolfos and White Wolfos. After killing them, push the nearby block out of the way (requires Silver Gauntlets). In the next room, kill all the Like Likes. Don't open the far away chest, it's a trap! Instead, use your Lens of Truth to find a chest where a Like Like used to be. TA DAAA!!! The key you need.
Q: When I try to get past this block, it says "Only the one with silver hands may pass." Huh?!
A: You need the Silver Gauntlets to get past this.
Q: I tried to learn Epona's Song, but Malon just says that her "mother made this song." What am I doing wrong?
A: Show her the Ocarina, this goes for anytime you are attempting to learn a song.
Q: How do you open the gate that is inside the little room in the Kakariko Graveyard?
A: Kill all of the bats.
Q: Is there a way to use masks as an Adult?
A: No.
Q: Where do you receive magic to use spells?
A: On top of Death Mountain.
Q: Where in the @#$%*! is the Golden Scale? I've looked everywhere!
A: Catch a 15+ pound fish. You can only do this as an adult, though.
Q: What's the point of the bugs?
A: You can sell them to the guy who is on his knees in various towns, and you can put them in soft dirt to get a Gold Skulltula!
Q: Where do I get bugs?
A: You can find them under rocks. but you can also buy them from certain stores...
Q: Can you beat that one guy in a race?! I've tried everything!
A: Nope.
Q: Ok...I have the broken Sword. Now what?
A: Give it to the giant Goron on top of Death Mountain.
Q: I gave the broken sword...I gave it to the giant Goron...nothing happened.
A: Not the one in the city, the one ON TOP of Death Mountain!
Q: How do I know if I collected all the Gold Skulltula Tokens in a dungeon?
A: Look at the map, if you collected them all there will be a Gold Skulltula face at the top.
Q: How do I get past this blue block?
A: Play the Song of Time.
Q: How do I get past the sealed block at the bottom of the well?
A: Play the Song of Storms as a kid.
Q: WHAT ARE THE STONES WITH ONE EYE FOR?!?!?
A: Check out the secrets Section...it's just for fun.
Q: I've done everything there is to do...me bored...
A: Try and beat GANON with the Iron Boots equipped, that will take you awhile :)
Q: I try to cross the broken bridge in Gerudo Valley with the LongShot, but I fall off the second I get there. How do I get across without Epona?
A: Aim at the sign with the circle above it. This took me awhile to figure out...stop laughing...
Q: Is there a way to stop the Giant's Knife from breaking?
A: No, it's just an expensive piece of crap, to be frank.
Q: When fishing, I have this HUGE fish follow my line everytime I cast, but he won't bite it! What can I do?
A: You have to wiggle it (analog stick and/or B). Not too fast, not too slow...this is the best way to do it. Don't forget, the best time to fish is in the morning and late at night! Then the fish will almost ALWAYS bite!
Q: Where are the Golden Gauntlets? I've scoured Ganon's Castle...
A: In the Shadow Temple Barrier (purple icon). Go across the room, drop down to the second switch, then LongShot to the chest that drops down.
Q: How do you beat the runner?
A: You can't...hey...haven't I answering this before?! :)
Q: Why did Nintendo put the runner in if you can't beat him?
A: Because they're cruel, rich tyrants who want to tease little kids. Er...because they could. =)
Q: I beat Zelda in under 40 hours, the first time. Do you believe me?
A: Yeah...what guide did you use?
Q: I beat Zelda in under 40 hours, with everything, the first time. Do you believe me?
A: No, because it is physically impossible to do everything there is to do in Zelda in under 40 hours because the game is really that huge.
Q: Are you making up some pointless, yet slightly funny questions to make your FAQ larger?
A: Now, whatever gave you THAT idea?
Q: I got a cow.
A: Good for you.
Q: I beat GANON with the Iron Boots on, it was pretty simple. All you have to do is backflip when he attacks.
A: DOH! I forgot about backflipping...
Q: Help! I lost my Deku Shield!
A: Either you got ate by a Like Like or you were burnt. Kill the Like Like to get it back, or buy/find a new one.
A: Last time I checked. But, I haven't checked in awhile, so they might have changed it. Now that I think of it, I've never used this information in my life. Go away, you sadden me.
Q: In the Fire Temple, the room with the moving fire pillar, I can't jump to the locked door on the ledge. What's the secret?
A: If you hold the stick all the way you should do it perfectly. Are you mentally deficient?
Q: How do you learn the Song of Storms?
A: You mean besides checking the appropriate section? Sigh...Go to the windmill in Kakariko Village as an adult, and show the man your Ocarina and he'll have some flashbacks and teach you the song for no good reason.
Q: What's the biggest fish you can catch?
A: 35 pounds, if my faulty memory can serve me correctly (and I know for a fact that it can't).
Q: What is the most you can hold for each weapon?
A: Deku Seeds - 50
Deku Nuts - 50
Arrows - 50
Bombs - 40
Deku Sticks - 30
Whahay!
Q: Where is the Spirit Temple?
A: At the end of the Haunted Wasteland.
Q: Where is the Fairy Bow?
A: In the Forest Temple. Ask me again and I will kill you.
Q: Where is the Megaton Hammer?
A: In the Fire Temple.
Q: Where are the Silver Gauntlets?
A: Besides in my FAQ? Well, the Spirit Temple as a child, yes.
Q: Where is the Mirror Shield?
A: Up your arse. I love the word arse. Thank you
Rareware...<silence>...ARSE!! Spirit Temple, in reality.
Q: Where are the Golden Gauntlets?
A: <in tears> ...the...doh...Ganon's Castle...Shadow Barrier...that's the purple one...do you know what purple is? Good, that will help slightly.
Q: Hey, I noticed a typo in...
A: No one cares you commie
Q: How do I get <item everyone knows how to get>. How do I beat <boss that is pathetically easy>? What is the All Bond code for 007?
A: ...I enjoy cheese! It's easy to see how a person can lose their sanity when they write FAQs.
Good night, good death.
Q: In the Ice Cavern, in the room where you slide the ice blocks around, I noticed several Red Rupees floating in the air. How do I reach them?
A: Finally, a question worth answering. Get in the little alcove with the torch of Blue Fire and play the Song of Time, and several blue blocks will appear out of no where to lead you up there.
Q: In the Shadow Temple, the locked door that leads to the black room with the Boss Door, there are several high platforms with hearts. How do I reach them?
A: To reach the first one, play the Song of Time, which will make a block so you can climb. Once up there, play the Scarecrow's Song from that position to reach the highest one.
Q: Also in the Shadow Temple, how do I reach the hearts in the room with the invisible spinning statue of death?
A: Play the Song of Time...
Q: Dark Link is pretty easy, all you have to do is swing your Megaton Hammer at him. Why didn't you mention that?
A: Because it has NEVER worked for me, he just blocks it with his shield.
Q: What about the Big Goron Sword on Dark Link?
A: Yes, that does make it easier, because all you have to do is swing it at him. Since it is so big, he really can't defend himself quickly
enough.
Q: I've noticed I can Z-target <enter a strange and morbid item here>. What the Hell is it there for?
A: There are several things in Zelda you can Z-target for no apparent reason, and I suppose it's because they never were able to finish it off
before it was released. That's my best guess...
Q: How do I return Zora's Domain back to normal? I beat the game, and it's still frozen.
A: Again, the creators simply didn't have the time to do that. Wouldn't that have been neat, though?
Q: I beat the game, but when I return Ganondorf still rules. Huh?
A: For the third time, they simply did not have enough time to do that, it would have taken at least a month to enter all new messages and
configure all of that crap.
Q: Why did you remove the "Stupid E-mail I Get" section? It was hilarious.
A: It was un-necessary to this FAQ.
Q: Yet you still keep the women's rating at the bottom?
A: Um...hehe, just ignore that.
Q: When I start up a file, I see the amount of spiritual stones, hearts, medallions, and my name, but I also see a number. What is this number?
A: You obviously have never played a Zelda game in your life. That is the amount of times you have died! Of course, it won't get recorded if you die and then hit the "off" or "reset" buttons.
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